questionableadvice:

~ The Perfect Gentleman; or, Etiquette and Eloquence, by A Gentleman, 1860

questionableadvice:

~ The Perfect Gentleman; or, Etiquette and Eloquence, by A Gentleman, 1860

manacharged said: Pretty sure "Prose and Khans" is my favorite set-title-pun of yours yet. Keep up the good work. :)

markrosewater:

Weren’t you around for “I cc: Dead People”? That’s my all-time favorite pun column title of all time.

Of all time

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.
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Interlopers!
Traditional, friendly & mandatory greeting to strangers. Usually shouted while pointing.
If Iraq’s weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
― Greg Proops
You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand. You say no. You have the guts to do what’s right when everyone else just runs away.
That’s what the doctor taught me
Finally got an anti fatigue mat for my standing desk.

Finally got an anti fatigue mat for my standing desk.

lazyyogi:

hopeydopey526:

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

i’m kvelling 

This actually strikes me as incredibly profound. And adorable. 

Like, this is something you can really do while casually eating an apple. 

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Ssssh - I’ve been selling her blank cds for years now, telling her that it’s Panic At The Disco’s aesthetic - that they just release completely silent songs with no titles, on albums with no tracks, no cover art, and no name. It’s really funny. Except, their new album really did come out, and is called “Quit Fabricating Our Musical Career, Michelle”. I’m a bit freaked out about by that…
The September Monologues, Welcome to Night Vale
multidjc:

jedisonic-x:

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.

multidjc:

jedisonic-x:

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.

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